well, I hope it is happy so that your smile and pleasant disposition might attract a mate so you can further your species.
on this day ___ years ago you were fortunate to have survived your mother’s birth canal. perhaps you have a quality about you that will help you outlive your weaker siblings. or maybe not. doesn’t matter really. at best you are a fortunate accident.
love (that is, my emotion that my brain produces to keep me from killing myself)